emilysachs:

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kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

(via wanderwhereyouwonder)

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

(via ohthestuffoflegends)

maimitch:

requests || feminist mack

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trashandscraps:

Belle’s various personas as each of the Hogwarts House Founders

slytherin- lacey
gryffindor- the adventurer
hufflepuff- lady belle

ravenclaw- the librarian 

(via outoftheredwoods)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via boy-between-the-ears)

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

” — Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via feministquotes)

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elasticitymudflap:

yeah that ship is cute but does it have a windows movie maker ‘every time we touch’ amv made of uncredited fanart?

(via s-t-a-r-f-i-r-e)

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via s-t-a-r-f-i-r-e)

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

(via wanderwhereyouwonder)

FAVORITE FILMSROMAN HOLIDAY

"were i not completely aware of my duty to my family and to my country, i would not have come back tonight… or indeed ever again."

Roman Holiday (1953)

"Rome! By all means, Rome. I will cherish my visit here in memory as long as I live."

taylorswift:

"You can’t mix patterns."
THIS BIRD DISAGREES.

evilblogger:

online shopping

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